Gun Oil - the premium, condom-safe lubricant hat keeps a man's most important weapon well oiled.
If the military issued a lube, this is what they'd distribute with the condoms and artillery.
During Operation Desert Storm, Marine's jacked off with actual military-issue gun oil while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields.
A group of those marines has developed a high-tech, condom-safe formula for smooth, rapid-fire action.
This silicone-based lube keeps a Private's parts well-lubricated with added Vitamin E and Aloe Vera for longer lasting, slicker ride and minimized skin irritation.
The ultra-concentrated formula is designed to out-perform comparable top-shelf products - a few drops lubricate thoroughly without breaking down or drying out.
Ingredients: Dimethicone, Vitamin E, Aloe Vera, Demethiconol, Cycolmethicone.
Sorry this product takes 3 weeks for delivery, special order only.
